IVANHOE GOLF CLUB

NINTH CALCUTTA

FORM GUIDE

 

CAFÉ NOIR

BY: STRONG BLADDER

OUT OF: HEAVY NIGHT

JOCKEY: NEIL ARGALL

HANDICAP:

HI: 22 LOW: 19 CURRENT: 21

CHAMP/SHIP POINTS: 19

NUMBER OF WINS: 3

Since his third in this event two years ago and running with the same weight has failed to impress. Has shown signs of brilliance in short bursts but form suggests he will struggle over the distance. Struggling to stay near the rails.

CREW CUT

BY: BAD HAIRCUT

OUT OF: PERMED AND SET

JOCKEY: GERRY BARBER

HANDICAP:

HI: 21 LOW: 20 CURRENT: 22

CHAMP/SHIP POINTS: 9

NUMBER OF WINS: 1

Like the preceding horse has failed to impress this year. Spends most of his time cleaning the track, but was recently nearly disciplined for walking past a chewing gum wrapper without picking it up. A well groomed colt who at least looks the part.

THE LODGER

BY: SALESMAN

OUT OF: FARMER’S DAUGHTER

JOCKEY: RODGER CLARKE

HANDICAP:

HI: 22 LOW: 18 CURRENT: 21

CHAMP/SHIP POINTS: 26

NUMBER OF WINS: 3

A no show last year for personal reasons (it was suggested he had been turned out to stud). Obviously rejected by the mares, because he is back on the track. Has the points on the board to suggest that on his day could be one that’s hard to beat. Well weighted.

THE PHANTOM

BY: MR. WALKER

OUT OF: GHOST WHO WALKS

JOCKEY: STEVE COLE

HANDICAP:

HI: 8 LOW: 7 CURRENT: 8

CHAMP/SHIP POINTS: 31

NUMBER OF WINS: 5

And for half of this year lived up to his name. Resumed after a long spell and could still be placed in horse of the year. Anyone with deep pockets and long arms could do worse than to punt on this one. Weighted generously above his best.

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AFFERBEK LAUDER

BY: STRINE

OUT OF: LEXICON

JOCKEY: JOE CZYZEWSKI

HANDICAP:

HI: 21 LOW: 19 CURRENT: 19

CHAMP/SHIP POINTS: 24

NUMBER OF WINS: 2

A low profile stallion who once again has finished mid field. Has the score on the board to indicate he is capable of performing over the longer distance. This one definitely has to be an outside chance.

TECHNOCRAT

BY: CORRECT SWING

OUT OF: SWIVEL HIPS

JOCKEY: ALLAN DAVIES

SCRATCHED

LATIN LOVER

BY: EVIL WINK

OUT OF: BALMY NIGHTS

JOCKEY: KEITH DEL ZOPPO

HANDICAP:

HI: 21 LOW: 15 CURRENT: 16

CHAMP/SHIP POINTS: 31

NUMBER OF WINS: 4

Another starter (at the time of writing) who has a chance of placing in the horse of the year, must be at least an each way bet. Forget his form at Bendigo, he made up for it the next week on his home turf. Loves this track.

UPPEN DOWN

BY: ONE PUTT

OUT OF: READ THE BORROW

JOCKEY: DAVID FORD

HANDICAP:

HI: 17 LOW: 12 CURRENT: 16

CHAMP/SHIP POINTS: 33

NUMBER OF WINS: 3

Came within a hair’s breadth of capturing third place in this year’s horse of the year. An extremely consistent performer who has the capability of taking a first week’s performance into a second innings. Must be considered a genuine chance.

ESCOFFIER

BY: GASTRO

OUT OF: SALMONELLA

JOCKEY: JASON GRATTON

HANDICAP:

HI: 30 LOW: 24 CURRENT: 24

CHAMP/SHIP POINTS: 28

NUMBER OF WINS: 3

As extra-curricular duties haven’t pervaded this year as much as last year, he has been able to front the judges more often. This has resulted in him being noticed by the handicapper who has severely increased his weight. This has not stopped him saluting the judge even more so. Definitely a worthy bet.

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DARK HORSE

BY: MORNING SHADE

OUT OF: SUNRISE

JOCKEY: KEN GRIST

HANDICAP:

HI: 18 LOW: 17 CURRENT: 18

CHAMP/SHIP POINTS: 26

NUMBER OF WINS: 2

Overseas appearances have meant this nifty little colt hasn’t been able to attend as often as one would hope. Officially put out to pasture, this has not stopped him from chasing the big bucks elsewhere. Whenever he did grace us with his presence, almost every time ran a place. A definite contender who has won this in the past.

ODDS ON

BY: THE PUNTER

OUT OF: TWO FLIES

JOCKEY: GORDON HIL

HANDICAP:

HI: 22 LOW: 18 CURRENT: 19

CHAMP/SHIP POINTS: 21

NUMBER OF WINS: 3

A maiden runner whose connections have been known to bet a bob or three. In his first season at this track has come close to being a Group 1 runner. Has secured enough championship points to ensure he’ll be with the leaders at the home turn. Definitely worth a punt.

TIENENMEN

BY: KELTYS SON

OUT OF: HALPENNIES CHOICE

JOCKEY: FRED HOWE

HANDICAP:

HI: 24 LOW: 21 CURRENT: 23

CHAMP/SHIP POINTS: 20

NUMBER OF WINS: 2

Wanted to participate in the walk for reconciliation, but instead quoted Shakespeare at the starting gates on the third. Is still beseeching all who will listen that this event should be weight for age. Fortunately nobody does. However, weighted 2kg lighter than last year and could show.

MARS BAR

BY: TURKISH DELIGHT

OUT OF: SWEET TOOTH

JOCKEY: TREVOR JACKSON

HANDICAP:

HI: 23 LOW: 21 CURRENT: 23

CHAMP/SHIP POINTS: 16

NUMBER OF WINS: 2

If his jockey would only mount him from the right side he may perform more admirably. Missed a lot of time earlier in the year, but like Dark Horse, when able to have a run made the most of his chances. So ignore the form, multiply it by 2 and your close. Can he perform over two days?

ARCHBISHOP

BY: CARDINALS PLEASURE

OUT OF: NUNS DELIGHT

JOCKEY: LAURIE MANNIX

HANDICAP:

HI: 27 LOW: 21 CURRENT: 21

CHAMP/SHIP POINTS: 36

NUMBER OF WINS: 5

Although under a severe weight disadvantage compared to last year, has managed to finish third in horse of the year. As the first place getter is a scratching, how difficult is it going to be to get odds on him. Must be in the money.

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ARMPITS

BY: MCENROE’S CHOICE

OUT OF: PERFECT DEMEANOUR

JOCKEY: BOB MCDONALD

HANDICAP:

HI: 25 LOW: 21 CURRENT: 22

CHAMP/SHIP POINTS: 27

NUMBER OF WINS: 3

"Did you see that"? And one day the clouds will part and a voice will boom down from the heavens "Yes – you missed". Regardless, came second to horse of the year at Bendigo, and like Archbishop consideration must be given to the fact that Gaelic Dream won’t be running. Worth a bundle.

CELTIC JOY

BY: ERSE

OUT OF: GLENFIDICH

JOCKEY: DEREK MCDONALD

HANDICAP:

HI: 19 LOW: 11 CURRENT: 11

CHAMP/SHIP POINTS: 23

NUMBER OF WINS: 5

Another import from that frigid land mass north of England. If it’s not one Scot winning the spoils it’s the other. Although a maiden, should be taken seriously. Started late in the season and still managed to finish mid field. Take a close look.

ROUGH RUNNER

BY: STRATE LINE

OUT OF: CHECK THE CARD

JOCKEY: TARGE MIFSUD

HANDICAP:

HI: 24 LOW: 15 CURRENT: 16

CHAMP/SHIP POINTS: 39

NUMBER OF WINS: 7

His second in the horse of the year makes him unbackable. Has been one of the most consistent performers this year. A maiden runner who has yet to prove that he is a distance performer. However, with the runs on the board his backers must be waiting for the Banks to open.

BIRDIE CHANCE

BY: STRATE LINE

OUT OF: CHECK THE CARD

JOCKEY: TONY MIFSUD

HANDICAP:

HI: 21 LOW: 17 CURRENT: 18

CHAMP/SHIP POINTS: 23

NUMBER OF WINS: 4

Hasn’t performed as well as his sibling this year, but still managed to finish in front of most of the field. This is one stallion who likes the big events and is not afraid to take a bow and bask in the spotlight. Would dearly like to pinch this one from his stablemate.

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EAR MUFF

BY: HIGH DECIBEL

OUT OF: RED EARS

JOCKEY: DES NIXON

HANDICAP:

HI: 20 LOW: 18 CURRENT: 18

CHAMP/SHIP POINTS: 20

NUMBER OF WINS: 1

With his new running gear should be at Moonee Valley on a Saturday night. More suited to driving a sulky than throwing his leg over. This however does give him an advantage in running over his opponents, especially in the warmer weather when the going takes it out of you. If it looks like being hot, this is the one.

SOMETIME

BY: IF I CAN

OUT OF: MAYBE I WILL

JOCKEY: ANDREW PETRICOLA

HANDICAP:

HI: 10 LOW: 7 CURRENT: 7

CHAMP/SHIP POINTS: 29

NUMBER OF WINS: 5

This young colt is still sowing wild oats and is consistently doing himself harm. Whether fighting reinforcement or using his face as a fist stopper he is extremely battle scarred. This has not stopped him racing up the ladder after a couple of brief spells. Methinks it’s either the winning post or the knackery.

HIT IT HARD

BY: TIENMEN

OUT OF: STUFF U

JOCKEY: CHRIS PRIEMS

HANDICAP:

HI: 14 LOW: 10 CURRENT: 14

CHAMP/SHIP POINTS: 29

NUMBER OF WINS: 4

Had a little trouble with his gear throughout the year, (a bad worker blames his tools). This didn’t stop him just missing a place in the horse of the year. Extremely competitive and frisky colt who must be given a huge chance of a place and the opportunity of saluting the judge.

GAELIC DREAM

BY: AERIE

OUT OF: AUSSIE NIGHTMARE

JOCKEY: DAVID PRIMROSE

Withdrawn by order of the Stewards – SO THERE

TROPICAL JOY

BY: CALLOWAY

OUT OF: PRO’S DELIGHT

JOCKEY: JACK RATHAM

HANDICAP:

HI: 19 LOW: 15 CURRENT: 15

CHAMP/SHIP POINTS: 20

NUMBER OF WINS: 3

Or should he be described as Primrose’s love child? Little David has enjoyed an extremely good year. So good that it has been brought to the handicapper’s notice. As a consequence he is 3kg heavier than for last year. Could be the dark horse in the field.

 

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C. SHARP MINOR

BY: C. SHARP MINOR

OUT OF: DISCORD

JOCKEY: CRAIG SHARP

SCRATCHED

SORRENTO COVE

BY: RIPPLING SEA

OUT OF: RED SUNSET

JOCKEY: GABE SORRENTINO

HANDICAP:

HI: 32 LOW: 29 CURRENT: 29

CHAMP/SHIP POINTS: 10

NUMBER OF WINS: 2

Another maiden runner, one of the lightweights, who isn’t handicapped as lightly as he was a couple of weeks ago. Has hit his straps at the right time of the year. Has improved his ranking incredibly over the last month. Must be the outsider to consider. Definitely worth a place bet.

CUTTERS SON

BY: CHAFFCUTTER

OUT OF: ATTITUDE

JOCKEY: ANDREW TOME

SCRATCHED