IVANHOE GOLF CLUB

SIXTEENTH CALCUTTA

FORM GUIDE – 2007

 

ENIGMA

 

BY:  PUZZLE SOLVER

OUT OF:  MENSA

JOCKEY:  MALCOLM ADEY

HANDICAP: 

HI:  29  LOW:  26  CURRENT:  26

CHAMP/SHIP POINTS:  23

NUMBER OF WINS:  3

 

A maiden runner who has seen his handicap severely affected as he climbs the championship ladder.  Untried over this distance but being a dogged runner could easily be in the placings.

 

Definitely worth a flutter.

CAFÉ NOIR

 

BY:  STRONG BLADDER

OUT OF:  HEAVY NIGHT

JOCKEY:  NEIL ARGALL

HANDICAP: 

HI:  21  LOW:  18  CURRENT:  20

CHAMP/SHIP POINTS:  36

NUMBER OF WINS:  3

 

Finding it difficult to achieve an even performance, would plot like an undulating shore wave.  Up and down up and down etc.  If the tide doesn’t ebb might just run a place.  Weighted as for last year.

 

Place bet.

TASSIE DEVIL

 

BY:  THYLACINE

OUT OF:  MAP OF TASSIE

JOCKEY:  TONY BALCOME

HANDICAP: 

HI:  15  LOW:  12  CURRENT:  12

CHAMP/SHIP POINTS:  14

NUMBER OF WINS:  2

 

An inconsistent starter as he spends a lot of time away from the mainland.  However, when on the big island finds the middle running more often than not.  If he deems to grace us with his presence could be a big chance.

 

Each way at least.

BIG SPENDER

 

BY:  STRING OF HITS

OUT OF:  SHIRLEY

JOCKEY:  EMILIO BASSI

HANDICAP: 

HI:  21  LOW:  20  CURRENT:  20

CHAMP/SHIP POINTS:  6

NUMBER OF WINS:  1

 

Another maiden colt who saluted the judges on his first outing.  An unknown quantity over this distance but is handicapped well for a long distance event.  Connections are convinced he can repeat his prior form. 

 

Have a go.

CROWEATER

 

BY:  RAVEN

OUT OF:  MAGPIE LARK

JOCKEY:  ANDREW BLIGHT

HANDICAP:

HI:  15  LOW:  11  CURRENT:  13

CHAMP/SHIP POINTS:  22

NUMBER OF WINS:  3

 

Only comes out to play for the big events.  And when he does performs consistently, as indicated by his handicap.  The only question is, will he front for both weeks of the group 1?  If he does it will be because connections are confident.

 

Worthy of a plunge.


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MILK CHURN

 

BY:  ALLOWRIE

OUT OF: MEADOW LEA

JOCKEY:  STEPHEN BUTTERFIELD

HANDICAP:

HI: 12   LOW:  9  CURRENT:  10

CHAMP/SHIP POINTS:  40

NUMBER OF WINS:  6

 

Has decided to give the thoroughbreds a bit of a miss.  Is now running around with square gaiters.  Is however seeking an exemption to participate in this event.  If he does, is a genuine chance over the distance and should be considered.

 

Take him for the win.

THE LODGER

 

BY:  SALESMAN

OUT OF:  FARMER’S DAUGHTER

JOCKEY:  RODGER CLARKE

HANDICAP:

HI:  16  LOW:  11  CURRENT:  14

CHAMP/SHIP POINTS:  45

NUMBER OF WINS:  6

An old stallion whose form is consistently getting better. Well performed last year and has even improved on what some punters thought was his best year ever.  If this improvement continues could take home the silverware.

 

Have him on the nose.

SOUTHPAW

 

BY:  LODGER

OUT OF: DAUGHTERS DAUGHTER

JOCKEY:  STUART CLARKE

HANDICAP:

HI:  10  LOW:  5  CURRENT:  5

CHAMP/SHIP POINTS:  52

NUMBER OF WINS:  7

 

Won ‘Horse of the Year’ a couple of seasons ago.  Had a disappointing 2006, but is now chaffing at the bit.  Recent form has been more than encouraging.  A front runner who likes to lead rather than chase.

 

Big money expected at short odds.

TECHNOCRAT

 

BY:  CORRECT SWING

OUT OF:  SWIVEL HIPS

JOCKEY:  ALLAN DAVIES

HANDICAP:

HI:  16  LOW:  14  CURRENT:  16

CHAMP/SHIP POINTS:  32

NUMBER OF WINS:  4

 

I can see clearly now, and can avoid booze buses.  After a spell exploring other climes has come back refreshed and ready for a tilt at a third cup.  A proven stayer with a remarkable track record, if he gets a sniff will take the bit and go. 

 

At least each way.

LATIN LOVER

 

BY:  EVIL WINK

OUT OF:  BALMY NIGHTS

JOCKEY:  KEITH DEL ZOPPO

HANDICAP:

HI:  18  LOW:  14  CURRENT:  14

CHAMP/SHIP POINTS:  13

NUMBER OF WINS:  3

 

Forget his standing in the championship rankings.  Doesn’t compete often enough to have his true form judged.  The handicapper though has seen something and over this season added a couple of kilos to his weight.  Is this an omen? 

 

Definitely worth a flutter.


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UPPEN DOWN

 

BY:  ONE PUTT

OUT OF:  READ THE BORROW

JOCKEY:  DAVID FORD

HANDICAP: 

HI:  21  LOW:  17  CURRENT:  21

CHAMP/SHIP POINTS:  32

NUMBER OF WINS:  1

 

A crafty old veteran who could easily upset the fancied charges.  Has been treated fairly by the handicapper at the right time of the year.  The question is will he front two weeks in a row?  If so could be a chance.

 

Worthy of at least a place bet.

DARK HORSE

 

BY:  MORNING SHADE

OUT OF:  SUNRISE

JOCKEY:  KEN GRIST

HANDICAP:

HI:  17  LOW:  12  CURRENT:  12

CHAMP/SHIP POINTS:  50

NUMBER OF WINS:  7

 

If ever a horse was aptly named this is the one.  At the time of writing is in the top three in the ‘Horse of the Year’.  A remarkable turnaround from last year.  Is peaking at the right time to challenge.

 

Is worthy of a plunge.

WINDY CITY

 

BY:  CAPONE

OUT OF: VALENTINES DAY

JOCKEY:  OLIVER GROSS

HANDICAP:

HI:  8  LOW:  5  CURRENT:  5

CHAMP/SHIP POINTS:  55

NUMBER OF WINS:  9

 

People are beginning (as with the Melbourne Cup) to doubt the validity of imports.  Even as one of the top weights his form has been a model of consistency.  Leading the ‘Horse of the Year’ at time of writing has to be one of the favourites.

 

Bet the house.

ODDS ON

 

BY:  THE PUNTER

OUT OF:  TWO FLIES

JOCKEY:  GORDON HILL

HANDICAP:

HI:  15  LOW:  10  CURRENT:  14

CHAMP/SHIP POINTS:  35

NUMBER OF WINS:  3

 

His weight has eased from this time last year, but only marginally.  Has the ability to put in a blinder if his stars are in alignment.  Check is horoscope.  All things being equal this distance performer will be there.

 

Each way or better.

KIRIBILLI

 

BY:  THE LODGE

OUT OF:  JOHN

JOCKEY:  DAVID HOWARD

HANDICAP:

HI:  20  LOW:  16  CURRENT:  18

CHAMP/SHIP POINTS:  34

NUMBER OF WINS:  5

 

It’s been the me storey lately.  Went to the Echuca Cup and not only won the cup but also everything else (except the NAGA).  With no handicap adjustment and on form must be considered.

 

The smart money has to be heading in his direction.


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MARS BAR

 

BY:  TURKISH DELIGHT

OUT OF:  SWEET TOOTH

JOCKEY:  TREVOR JACKSON

HANDICAP:

HI:  23  LOW:  20  CURRENT:  23

CHAMP/SHIP POINTS:  6

NUMBER OF WINS:  1

 

Has Michelled the coursed (again) on a number of occasions.  Finds his running gear lets him down.  However has done enough that he is handicapped a little more severely than the same time last year. 

 

On that basis worthy of a place bet.

STAGEHAND

 

BY:  ARENA

OUT OF:  MAIN EVENT

JOCKEY:  ED KLOPROGGE

HANDICAP:

HI:  16  LOW:  9  CURRENT:  10

CHAMP/SHIP POINTS:  36

NUMBER OF WINS:  6

 

Another maiden runner who is rated an excellent chance.  Commitments often restrict his jockeys presence at the track, but when he does decide to saddle up is nearly always in the placings.

 

Worthy of each way or better.

THE GENERAL

 

BY:  LINCOLNS NEMESIS

OUT OF:  GREY COAT

JOCKEY:  DAMIEN LEE

HANDICAP:

HI:  9  LOW:  7  CURRENT:  8

CHAMP/SHIP POINTS:  47

NUMBER OF WINS:  6

 

Hasn’t put a foot wrong this year, striving to throw off the Mister December title.  Sitting where he wanted to be, one back and one off the rails.  A stumble from those in front will see him make a charge at the 100 metre mark. 

 

Win only bet.

ARMPITS

 

BY:  MCENROE’S CHOICE

OUT OF: PERFECT DEMEANOUR

JOCKEY:  BOB MACDONALD

HANDICAP: 

HI:  20  LOW:  16  CURRENT:  19

CHAMP/SHIP POINTS:  17

NUMBER OF WINS:  1

 

Inconsistency is the only consistent with this gelding.  Now you see him, now you don’t.  When you do see him his game is like his appearances, red hot or ice cold.  However likes the big money events and is well weighted if he finds form on the day.

 

Place bet.

ARCHBISHOP

 

BY:  CARDINALS PLEASURE

OUT OF:  NUNS DELIGHT

JOCKEY:  LAURIE MANNIX

HANDICAP: 

HI:  19  LOW:  16  CURRENT:  19

CHAMP/SHIP POINTS:  9

NUMBER OF WINS:  0

 

Has become a grey nomad and is worthy of the title “The Scarlet Pimpernel” they seek him here, they seek him there.  Regardless, has won this event in the past and could surprise if he deems to grace us with his presence.

 

Saver bet.


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ROUGH RUNNER

 

BY:  STRATE LINE

OUT OF:  CHECK THE CARD

JOCKEY:  TARGE MIFSUD

HANDICAP:

HI:  16  LOW:  11  CURRENT:  14 CHAMP/SHIP POINTS:  35

NUMBER OF WINS:  4

 

There’s a race within a race with this horse and his sibling, and never has the rivalry been more intense.  Carrying similar weights to each other and both well positioned on the Leaders Board, this one loves a fight.

 

Each way.

BIRDIE CHANCE

 

BY:  STRATE LINE

OUT OF:  CHECK THE CARD

JOCKEY:  TONY MIFSUD

HANDICAP: 

HI:  17  LOW:  14  CURRENT:  15

CHAMP/SHIP POINTS:  43

NUMBER OF WINS:  3

 

Speaking of sibling rivalry.  What do you do to a colt that houses himself in your stable as happened recently.  Maybe you arrange to have him gelded.  Even so this runner would still be there at the finish.

 

Like stablemate an each way bet.

A TOUCH OF BLARNEY

 

BY:  IRISH EYES

OUT OF:  SWEET COLLEEN

JOCKEY: STEPHEN O’SULLIVAN

HANDICAP:

HI:  12  LOW:  9  CURRENT:  11

CHAMP/SHIP POINTS:  33

NUMBER OF WINS:  4

 

One of those whose appearances aren’t as often as some of the other young colts.  But when he does front is capable of anything as noted by his number of wins this year.  Spread his best over two days and he’s better than each way odds.

 

Place bet at least.

HIT IT HARD

 

BY:  TIENMEN

OUT OF:  STUFF U

JOCKEY:  CHRIS PRIEMS

HANDICAP: 

HI:  11  LOW:  7  CURRENT:  10

CHAMP/SHIP POINTS:  46

NUMBER OF WINS:  6

 

A short time ago was leading the ‘Horse of the Year’, and is still in with a sniff.  What a way to start the New Year with a win in this event.  Is definitely capable of taking this out, one of the short odds favourites.

 

For the win only.

C. SHARP MINOR

 

BY:  C. SHARP MAJOR

OUT OF:  DISCORD

JOCKEY:  CRAIG SHARP

HANDICAP:

HI:  13   LOW:  10  CURRENT:  10

CHAMP/SHIP POINTS:  30

NUMBER OF WINS:  4

 

Had an epiphany earlier this year and now has his own personal strapper.  This has mellowed this frisky colt allowing him to concentrate on the job at hand.  Had a recent setback and is seeking a new trainer.

 

Prediction?  Will be in the photo.


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BRADMANS FOLLY

 

BY:  SIR DONALD

OUT OF:  CENTURY PLUS

JOCKEY: JEFF VINTON

HANDICAP: 

HI:  39  LOW:  37  CURRENT:  38

CHAMP/SHIP POINTS:  7

NUMBER OF WINS:  1

 

For the first time since joining the Club is on the Leaders Board.  Put in a creditable second round at Echuca and has adapted his swing.  Much more comfortable on the track than in the past.  Recall the Emirates Stakes and “Tears I Cry” need I say more.

 

Long odds saver bet.

THE WRECKER

 

BY:  CLEAR THE SITE

OUT OF:  DEMOLITION

JOCKEY: MAL WHELAN

HANDICAP: 

HI:  33  LOW:  30  CURRENT:  30

CHAMP/SHIP POINTS:  13

NUMBER OF WINS:  3

 

The last of the maiden runners for this year.  Entered the group as a total unknown, but quickly established his credentials and before long had three wins under his belt.  One of the light weights who could salute.

 

Each way bet.