Calcutta Form Guide

Twenty-Eighth CALCUTTA FORM GUIDE - 2019
100	fat boy slim BY: mr squiggle OUT OF : miss piggy JOCKEY: Ryan Porker HANDICAP: 9 RANGE 12.6 - 8.1 GAMES: 45 STRIKE RATE: 2.22 WIN/PLACE: 4 - 25	This little piggy went to market and set a crackling pace all year. Carrying a weight towards the heavy side has proved as for nothing to this spritely young colt and there is no reason to suspect a change in form in the near term. The smart money will be out to get this one so come prepared to dig deep.	Nominated $130
95	rough runner BY: strate line OUT OF : check the card JOCKEY: Targe Mifsud HANDICAP: 27 RANGE 30.2 - 20.0 GAMES: 44 STRIKE RATE: 2.16 WIN/PLACE: 4 - 23	With a podium strike rate of over 50% there is a better than even money chance that this nag will be on it or close to it in this Class 1 event. The connections gave him his head this year and there has hardly been a backward glance since then. Can be a bit slow off the mark, so don't despair if you are following him. The odds are likely to be short, so don't be caught short.	Nominated $95
85	shakey isles BY: all black OUT OF : miss enz JOCKEY: Brendon Mitchell HANDICAP: 10 RANGE 10.1 - 8.5 GAMES: 32 STRIKE RATE: 2.66 WIN/PLACE: 4 - 18	It is far from all black and white when it comes to this steady runner. His appearances on the track have had their ups and downs but that is what can really count and the strike rate is right up there with the best in the field. With a handicap on the light side, there would have to be a good chance that this one can bore the opposition into submission. Bid early and bid often to swing this one.	Nominated $100
83	noodles BY: flour'n'eggs OUT OF : pasta machine JOCKEY: Stephen Butterfield HANDICAP: 10 RANGE 12.7 - 9.3 GAMES: 46 STRIKE RATE: 1.8 WIN/PLACE: 1 - 27	This tasty dish has been on the table more than most but the high step on the podium has stayed tantalisingly out of reach for the most part. As a result the strike rate is lower than it might be but perhaps that means that a win is long over due. If he doesn't throw a shoe he could very well present to the judges by a nose if not a neck. Load up with pineapples and limes if you want to attract this one.	Nominated $70
83	mulligan BY: another shot OUT OF : miss hit JOCKEY: David Mullenger HANDICAP: 3 RANGE 8.2 - 3.1 GAMES: 17 STRIKE RATE: 4.88 WIN/PLACE: 7 - 8	Not the most frequent on the track but, boy, can this galloper win. With a win/place ratio that is pretty much unheard of and a strike rate to match you would have to bet that this will be hard to beat. This is one of the few horses that could drive the whole course without using a cart. The weighting is a good measure and the lighter part of the range was a hang-over from a long period at grass. Make this your best bet or go bust.	Nominated $120
68	DaLow BY: DaNoyse OUT OF : DaCow JOCKEY: Peter Damou HANDICAP: 24 RANGE 24.2 - 19.4 GAMES: 44 STRIKE RATE: 1.55 WIN/PLACE: 2 - 15	Despite getting rather twisted in the starting gate, this young colt has shown that he can get his running shoes on and present a clean pair of heels to the field. With the weighting right in the middle of the range, there is a good chance for the form to show through again. It would be a cow of a thing if this one went without milking.	Scratched
56	woodchip BY: strong bough OUT OF : plantation forest JOCKEY: Harry Boughen HANDICAP: 20 RANGE 23.0 - 16.6 GAMES: 38 STRIKE RATE: 1.47 WIN/PLACE: 2 - 17	Attendance at the track has suffered a little this year and a run of form mid-season has shown this old stager in a slightly better light. Recent times have shown only average form and the weight has lightened but the connections feel that the turn around might be some way off. You could take solace in the knowledge that there is a one in twenty chance of pulling off a good one. Hard to see real value on current form. A long shot at best.	Nominated $50
61	waiting list BY: hospital OUT OF : beds JOCKEY: Dennis Ward HANDICAP: 16 RANGE 18.5 - 14.7 GAMES: 38 STRIKE RATE: 1.61 WIN/PLACE: 4 - 16	You don't need a goat to marshall this one into the starting gate. But how good is his form in recent days with a string of victories under his belt. A recent venture onto the American tour has done nothing to Trump his ability to hit them straight and long. He could very well harvest some long grain this time around. You might have to Boris some money to afford this one.	Scratched
49	a touch of blarney BY: irish eyes OUT OF : sweet colleen JOCKEY: Stephen O'Sullivan HANDICAP: 15 RANGE 15.9 - 13.5 GAMES: 37 STRIKE RATE: 1.32 WIN/PLACE: 1 - 13	Well up in the stakes for track attendance but has garnered scant reward for his efforts. The weighting is just about as light as it has been all year and the problem with his shanks seems to have largely dissipated. Highly skilled in using the Force and there is no evidence of having defected to the Dark Side. There'll be London to a Brick on this one.	Nominated $60
46	hit it hard BY: tienmen OUT OF : stuff u JOCKEY: Chris Priems HANDICAP: 11 RANGE 16.0 - 9.0 GAMES: 24 STRIKE RATE: 1.92 WIN/PLACE: 4 - 6	There's no sitting on the fence for this aging charger. But this characteristic brought on an uncharacteristic break-down and an enforced lay-off from racing. The stewards reviewed the weighting and this produced an almost complete return to form and he now sports an enviable win/place ratio. Is looking forward to new fields to conquer in the new season. Buy this or get jumped on from great heights.	Nominated $80
46	sometime BY: if i can OUT OF : maybe i will JOCKEY: Andrew Petricola HANDICAP: 3 RANGE 5.2 - 2.3 GAMES: 26 STRIKE RATE: 1.77 WIN/PLACE: 4 - 4	If you open a can of cola sometimes it will fizz. This horse is no fizzer and it has a pretty remarkable win place ratio. Absence from the track has limited the scoring chances but with a mid to low weighting and a recent win under the belt it would be hard to pass this one up. Go for broke or go broke.	Scratched
40	odds on BY: the punter OUT OF : two flies JOCKEY: Gordon Hill HANDICAP: 14 RANGE 14.0 - 11.4 GAMES: 35 STRIKE RATE: 1.14 WIN/PLACE: 2 - 11	This year hasn't been kind to this pugnacious old salt. His regular attendance at the track has not proved over generous for most of the year but a couple of recent results higher in the order have indicated that there could be pugtacular things to come. The handicap is on the light side and a recent cut is unlikely to have too much effect. The price won't be capt an you might need to dig deep.	Nominated $55
41	beer barrel BY: two firkins OUT OF : kilderkin JOCKEY: Jason Hopkins HANDICAP: 11 RANGE 12.4 - 8.6 GAMES: 30 STRIKE RATE: 1.37 WIN/PLACE: 3 - 6	A reasonably regular runner who has not been overly rewarded although he has presented to the winners circle a number of times during the season. The handicap is on the light side and this could be a chance to shine, particularly if a strict training regime is put in place. Be prepared to shout the bar with the winnings.	Scratched
40	shafted BY: attitude OUT OF : humble pie JOCKEY: John Quinlan HANDICAP: 11 RANGE 12.6 - 10.2 GAMES: 22 STRIKE RATE: 1.82 WIN/PLACE: 1 - 10	This stallion has had a matchless performance over the last couple of seasons and this year went close to a triple but fell at the next to last hurdle. His season has been seriously interrupted by visits to foreign fields which did not allow for any racing. Has shown that he can win and has been there or there-abouts when he does make it to the track. Well worth a punt and could be in high demand.	Nominated $80
38	crow eater BY: raven OUT OF : magpie lark JOCKEY: Andrew Blight HANDICAP: 25 RANGE 25.1 - 22.3 GAMES: 23 STRIKE RATE: 1.65 WIN/PLACE: 1 - 12	This is a horse that likes to take the time to smell the roses and any other flower in the garden. Has been known to lay down the lawn and spend mulch time in the bed. Is no stranger to the podium but the top spot has been a bit elusive of late. The weight is on the light side and it could be time for him to bloom. Put a brickbat to a bouquet on this one.	Scratched
35	the adman BY: commercial OUT OF : major event JOCKEY: Simon Powell HANDICAP: 14 RANGE 14.2 - 9.8 GAMES: 32 STRIKE RATE: 1.09 WIN/PLACE: 2 - 8	This spindly colt has been known to hammer a point or two and will really stick to his guns but doesn't like it when he finds his charges lying down on the job. The connections are considering opening a chippery as, in recent times, they have had bigger fish to fry. A relocation to go sand-groping will probably prevent this fine performer from appearing. Unlikely starter but grab him if he shows.	Scratched
39	bouncer BY: hard one OUT OF : the pitch JOCKEY: Rodney White HANDICAP: 14 RANGE 17.9 - 13.2 GAMES: 16 STRIKE RATE: 2.44 WIN/PLACE: 3 - 7	Not a lot of innings this season but quite a few runs on the board and pretty highly placed in the strike rate stakes. The weighting is on the heavy side and he might need to do more than putter along in this field. If you were playing two-up, it would be come in spinner.	Scratched
38	bagpipe chanter BY: rocky peak OUT OF : highland home JOCKEY: Craig Cameron HANDICAP: 9 RANGE 9.0 - 7.8 GAMES: 13 STRIKE RATE: 2.92 WIN/PLACE: 1 - 10	Slightly better attendance at the track than last year but when he does show, he shows that he can run. Not many wins to show but high placings have made for a near top of the field showing for strike rate. The field will have to watch its back if he puts in a run. Dig deep in your sporran to pick this one up.	Nominated $95
36	smashup BY: speedster OUT OF : control JOCKEY: Matt Hunt HANDICAP: 9 RANGE 10.7 - 6.9 GAMES: 22 STRIKE RATE: 1.64 WIN/PLACE: 2 - 9	It's no cop out to say that this colt might have suffered a hangover from last year and rested on his laurels. Attendance and strike rate are both down but does have some wins to show that there is always a chance if you are in it. Investigate the contents of your wallet before the bidding starts.	Nominated $80
32	armpits BY: mcenroe's choice OUT OF : perfect demeanour JOCKEY: Bob McDonald HANDICAP: 28 RANGE 28.0 - 23.5 GAMES: 28 STRIKE RATE: 1.14 WIN/PLACE: 1 - 11	Often spotted around op-shops adding to his extensive collection of tack. Has had troubles with batteries but not the under the saddle kind. Form has not changed much from last season and the weight is as favourable as it has been. Will you take a look at that and get a piece of the action.	Nominated $35
35	offsider BY: nose hit OUT OF : sherlock JOCKEY: Ken Watson HANDICAP: 25 RANGE 31.7 - 24.6 GAMES: 20 STRIKE RATE: 1.75 WIN/PLACE: 2 - 6	A maiden in this event that has been unlucky for most of the season but has recently crossed the line for consecutive blue ribands. The weight has been piled on and it might require a big effort particularly if he has to chase down front runners. The form has improved but can the standard be maintained. Some detective work required.	Nominated $30
28	spiderman BY: redback OUT OF : dunny seat JOCKEY: Dale Webb HANDICAP: 18 RANGE 18.8 - 16.1 GAMES: 23 STRIKE RATE: 1.22 WIN/PLACE: 1 - 6	Distractions at the stable have meant that this colt has slipped a bit in the rankings and is now much lighter than last year (handicap-wise at least). Has shown considerable potential and has come within a whisker of winning on occasion. Don't throw the baby out with the bath water and miss a chance with this one.	Nominated $50
31	western union BY: northern lights OUT OF : southern aurora JOCKEY: Bill Eastoe HANDICAP: 9 RANGE 10.5 - 7.7 GAMES: 21 STRIKE RATE: 1.48 WIN/PLACE: 1 - 9	The bottom of the Black Lagoon is where you will find this animal. He pops up and grabs you when you least expect it, usually after venturing to foreign fields to hone his skills, if not his knife. Attendance hasn't been great and the strike rate is middling. A lighter than usual weight suggests that this could be the one to watch and he has shown that he can win when the going gets tough. Be as tentative as you like but strike while the iron is hot.	Nominated $100
22	off piste BY: slippery slope OUT OF : crosscountry JOCKEY: Stefan Belevski HANDICAP: 5 RANGE 5.2 - 3.3 GAMES: 11 STRIKE RATE: 2 WIN/PLACE: 1 - 6	This is a horse that never holds back and has been known to terrorise runners in front. Occasionally, the running gets a bit off line but the jockey has the touch to bring him back to the pack. Very few attendances at the track this year makes the form a bit hard to pick and the weighting is mid-range. There could very well be value in picking this one up but the market might have other ideas.	Nominated $50
22	Grandags BY: Fingertips OUT OF : Scheherazade JOCKEY: Ben Akdag HANDICAP: 16 RANGE 22.4 - 15.3 GAMES: 13 STRIKE RATE: 1.69 WIN/PLACE: 1 - 5	Sometimes he comes and sometimes he doesn't but when he does show he puts in a good performance although he has been known to stumble out of the gate. The performance this year has seen the weight to be carried increase which indicates that he has made good progress in returning to form after a spell. Buy him and you could get some delight.	Scratched
17	northern general BY: general grant OUT OF : miss ohio JOCKEY: Rod Grant HANDICAP: 24 RANGE 25.9 - 22.9 GAMES: 15 STRIKE RATE: 1.13 WIN/PLACE: 1 - 3	Still needs the blinkers to deal with the bright lights. Has been known to shy at the slightest hint of rain so would probably prefer a dry track. Has been doing some out of competition track work but numerous travels far and wide have helped to limit the work that counts. Has shown he can win but the form can be erratic. Could pay a dividend if you are game.	Scratched
21	royal gala BY: first man OUT OF : garden of eden JOCKEY: Adam King HANDICAP: 21 RANGE 23.5 - 21.0 GAMES: 9 STRIKE RATE: 2.33 WIN/PLACE: 2 - 3	Another maiden in this event with not a lot of showings at the track but he has managed to produce a quite impressive record with a strike rate that is right up there. The weight is on the heavy side but that is no guide to the potential. This young colt could be the one to watch. Those with an eye to value will be right into this one.	Scratched
19	cavallo nero BY: whisky and coke OUT OF : abruzzo JOCKEY: Enzo Cirone HANDICAP: 19 RANGE 18.5 - 16.8 GAMES: 15 STRIKE RATE: 1.27 WIN/PLACE: 0 - 5	A maiden in this event and limited appearances at the track make this international a bit hard to judge. Has presented to the judges in several events and was pipped at the post in a Class 1. The strike rate is quite respectable and the weighting has drifted lighter over the season. If he can keep his head down he could be first pasta post. A small flutter here could reward.	Nominated $40
19	Burnt Offering BY: Irish Chef OUT OF : Frying Pan JOCKEY: Daniel O'Rourke HANDICAP: 23 RANGE 26.2 - 22.7 GAMES: 11 STRIKE RATE: 1.73 WIN/PLACE: 1 - 4	After some thought that this colt had been lost to the cause, he has burst back onto the scene after an extended rest at pasture. The early form was good with a excellent strike rate but the weight is on the heavy side. Provided that the rest has done no harm, this might be the pick of the day. You'll be cooking with gas if you buy him.	Scratched
14	the hustler BY: tienmen OUT OF : stuff u JOCKEY: Robert Priems HANDICAP: 20 RANGE 20.0 - 16.3 GAMES: 25 STRIKE RATE: 0.56 WIN/PLACE: 0 - 7	This colt has been pretty regular at the track but has taken a fair sort of a haircut and the weight is as light as it has been for a long time. The rewards for his efforts have been pretty thin on the ground and the strike rate is pretty abysmal. Has been known to win in the past and if any of the potential turns up on the day the rest of the field will be watching the last bit over the fence. Hard to recommend, but, if you are a punter!.	Nominated $40
16	cup winner BY: king charles OUT OF : red wine JOCKEY: Brent Rowley HANDICAP: 13 RANGE 13.2 - 11.9 GAMES: 12 STRIKE RATE: 1.33 WIN/PLACE: 0 - 8	This young colt has run a place in over 80% of the runs that he has had this year. Distractions back at the stable have not helped with the attendance at track but the weight is unchanged and the form would suggest that this would be a good place bet, at least. Expect some frisky bidding for this frisky young colt.	Scratched
10	the general BY: lincolns nemesis OUT OF : grey coat JOCKEY: Damien Lee HANDICAP: 8 RANGE 8.2 - 6.2 GAMES: 17 STRIKE RATE: 0.59 WIN/PLACE: 0 - 5	With continued distractions looking to the needs of a young colt in the stable this war-horse has not been as prolific as in past seasons. As a result the weight is remarkably light for such a strong potential performer. Has made the grade in Class 1 events in the past and should not be written off lightly. Small bids will be cannon fodder when this one comes up.	Scratched
10	dags BY: golden ram OUT OF : pretty ewe JOCKEY: Mehmet Akdag HANDICAP: 10 RANGE 11.7 - 10.4 GAMES: 8 STRIKE RATE: 1.25 WIN/PLACE: 0 - 2	While he is no turkey, the appearances of the colt have been few and far between this season. The weight is set at the heavy end of the scale but the lack of track work means that this is not a good indication. If he can get out of the gate, he could very well make a run of it. A long shot but could bring home the bacon.	Scratched
10	latin lover BY: evil wink OUT OF : balmy nights JOCKEY: Keith Delzoppo HANDICAP: 25 RANGE 24.9 - 23.9 GAMES: 9 STRIKE RATE: 1.11 WIN/PLACE: 0 - 3	Rumour has it that there could be a big come-back in the offing from this old stager. The low track-work count means that the stats are hard to interpret but, if past performance is any guide this horse is nothing if not a trier. A sentimental bet if you are a sentimental type.	Scratched
9	technocrat BY: correct swing OUT OF : swivel hips JOCKEY: Allan Davies HANDICAP: 21 RANGE 21.2 - 18.4 GAMES: 13 STRIKE RATE: 0.69 WIN/PLACE: 0 - 5	Another old stager that has had battery problems and has been seen pushing it up hill (his gopher that is). Although some performances suggest that it could easily have been the other stuff. The weight is light but the lack of results is not necessarily a guide as to how he can run. Worth a small wager as an outside chance.	Nominated $40
9	bush ranger BY: young ned OUT OF : the clink JOCKEY: Stephen Kelly HANDICAP: 9 RANGE 11.6 - 8.8 GAMES: 5 STRIKE RATE: 1.8 WIN/PLACE: 1 - 1	You could be forgiven for thinking this young colt has been locked up, the appearances on track have been so rare. Has shown that he can win despite the lack of track-work. So, if he turns up there is some chance that he means business. You probably won't need to rob a bank to get a piece of the action.	Scratched
5	mars bar BY: turkish delight OUT OF : sweet tooth JOCKEY: Trevor Jackson HANDICAP: 36 RANGE 35.8 - 33.7 GAMES: 8 STRIKE RATE: 0.63 WIN/PLACE: 0 - 3	Frequent visits to the vet mean that this old horse struggles a bit to get to training. However, he is far from ready to visit the knackers yard and really loves to race. If he can make it to the track you can be sure that he will do his best. The weight is light and he could surprise. Even if you aren't sentimental.	Scratched
7	krispy's kreme BY: hit it hard OUT OF : bounds JOCKEY: Jake Priems HANDICAP: 29 RANGE 29.0 - 28.4 GAMES: 4 STRIKE RATE: 1.75 WIN/PLACE: 0 - 2	With a few more turns around the track this season, this colt seems to be getting the idea and recently appeared in the placings right alongside his sire. Lightly weighted and if he can keep on the track and not interfere with other runners, there could be a surprise in store. Hard to recommend, but probably worth a dollar or two.	Scratched
4	proper car BY: daimler OUT OF : mercedes JOCKEY: Joe Wagenecht HANDICAP: 13 RANGE 13.0 - 11.8 GAMES: 7 STRIKE RATE: 0.57 WIN/PLACE: 0 - 2	This yank tank has been conspicuous by his absence this season but he has been spotted from time to time honing his skills with a foal in tow. The weight is down a bit and, if the coaching from the young fella has any effect, this runner could come up Trumps. Don't lack the courage to back him.	Scratched
2	low marker BY: good swing OUT OF : talent JOCKEY: Michael Gourlay HANDICAP: 5 RANGE 5.3 - 3.9 GAMES: 10 STRIKE RATE: 0.2 WIN/PLACE: 0 - 1	A nobbley knee and business back at the stable has kept this high performer away from the greens in recent times. The form at the few appearances has been a bit shaky to say the least and the numbers do not mean a heck of a lot. The weight is on the light side and if he can get back into the swing of it quickly he could very well surprise. Vote with your wallet for this one.	Nominated $70
1	crewcut BY: hairdresser OUT OF : pinot noir JOCKEY: Chris Vinecombe HANDICAP: 10 RANGE 10.4 - 9.6 GAMES: 5 STRIKE RATE: 0.2 WIN/PLACE: 0 - 1	Another occasional runner with little in the way of form to go on. Has been distracted by foals back at the stable but also has hopes of being able to step out of the hobbles and pay more attention to the running. Has plenty of potential if given his head. Don't brush him off and dust off the wallet.	Scratched
0	licence 2 kill BY: bond OUT OF : pussy galore JOCKEY: Malcolm Fleming HANDICAP: 27 RANGE - - - GAMES: 0 STRIKE RATE: 0 WIN/PLACE: 0 - 0	The promised come-back this season is still a promise. This old stayer has been in light training that shows some promise but he still has a tendency to run out of puff. The connections still have hopes for a return in the near future but, unfortunately, this would have to be classified as doubtful. Take him up for old-timers sake.	Scratched
0	dennis the menace BY: david law OUT OF : gloria henry JOCKEY: Dennis Tiernan HANDICAP: 18 RANGE - - - GAMES: 0 STRIKE RATE: 0 WIN/PLACE: 0 - 0	Another stayer that has been occupied with stable related matters and keeping punters under control at that Marvelous venue in the Darklands. You don't have to be Batman to see that they are Robin you blind but not even Superman has been able to get him to the course this season. Take a chance but don't lose your pants.	Scratched

Points

HORSE BREEDING and FORM

PUNDITS REVIEW

STATUS

100

fat boy slim

BY: mr squiggle

OUT OF : miss piggy

JOCKEY: Ryan Porker

HANDICAP: 9 RANGE 12.6 - 8.1

GAMES: 45 STRIKE RATE: 2.22

WIN/PLACE: 4 - 25

This little piggy went to market and set a crackling pace all year. Carrying a weight towards the heavy side has proved as for nothing to this spritely young colt and there is no reason to suspect a change in form in the near term.

The smart money will be out to get this one so come prepared to dig deep.

Nominated $130

rough runner

BY: strate line

OUT OF : check the card

JOCKEY: Targe Mifsud

HANDICAP: 27 RANGE 30.2 - 20.0

GAMES: 44 STRIKE RATE: 2.16

WIN/PLACE: 4 - 23

With a podium strike rate of over 50% there is a better than even money chance that this nag will be on it or close to it in this Class 1 event. The connections gave him his head this year and there has hardly been a backward glance since then. Can be a bit slow off the mark, so don't despair if you are following him.

The odds are likely to be short, so don't be caught short.

Nominated $95

shakey isles

BY: all black

OUT OF : miss enz

JOCKEY: Brendon Mitchell

HANDICAP: 10 RANGE 10.1 - 8.5

GAMES: 32 STRIKE RATE: 2.66

WIN/PLACE: 4 - 18

It is far from all black and white when it comes to this steady runner. His appearances on the track have had their ups and downs but that is what can really count and the strike rate is right up there with the best in the field. With a handicap on the light side, there would have to be a good chance that this one can bore the opposition into submission.

Bid early and bid often to swing this one.

Nominated $100

noodles

BY: flour'n'eggs

OUT OF : pasta machine

JOCKEY: Stephen Butterfield

HANDICAP: 10 RANGE 12.7 - 9.3

GAMES: 46 STRIKE RATE: 1.8

WIN/PLACE: 1 - 27

This tasty dish has been on the table more than most but the high step on the podium has stayed tantalisingly out of reach for the most part. As a result the strike rate is lower than it might be but perhaps that means that a win is long over due. If he doesn't throw a shoe he could very well present to the judges by a nose if not a neck.

Load up with pineapples and limes if you want to attract this one.

Nominated $70

mulligan

BY: another shot

OUT OF : miss hit

JOCKEY: David Mullenger

HANDICAP: 3 RANGE 8.2 - 3.1

GAMES: 17 STRIKE RATE: 4.88

WIN/PLACE: 7 - 8

Not the most frequent on the track but, boy, can this galloper win. With a win/place ratio that is pretty much unheard of and a strike rate to match you would have to bet that this will be hard to beat. This is one of the few horses that could drive the whole course without using a cart. The weighting is a good measure and the lighter part of the range was a hang-over from a long period at grass.

Make this your best bet or go bust.

Nominated $120

DaLow

BY: DaNoyse

OUT OF : DaCow

JOCKEY: Peter Damou

HANDICAP: 24 RANGE 24.2 - 19.4

GAMES: 44 STRIKE RATE: 1.55

WIN/PLACE: 2 - 15

Despite getting rather twisted in the starting gate, this young colt has shown that he can get his running shoes on and present a clean pair of heels to the field. With the weighting right in the middle of the range, there is a good chance for the form to show through again.

It would be a cow of a thing if this one went without milking.

Scratched

woodchip

BY: strong bough

OUT OF : plantation forest

JOCKEY: Harry Boughen

HANDICAP: 20 RANGE 23.0 - 16.6

GAMES: 38 STRIKE RATE: 1.47

WIN/PLACE: 2 - 17

Attendance at the track has suffered a little this year and a run of form mid-season has shown this old stager in a slightly better light. Recent times have shown only average form and the weight has lightened but the connections feel that the turn around might be some way off. You could take solace in the knowledge that there is a one in twenty chance of pulling off a good one. Hard to see real value on current form.

A long shot at best.

Nominated $50

waiting list

BY: hospital

OUT OF : beds

JOCKEY: Dennis Ward

HANDICAP: 16 RANGE 18.5 - 14.7

GAMES: 38 STRIKE RATE: 1.61

WIN/PLACE: 4 - 16

You don't need a goat to marshall this one into the starting gate. But how good is his form in recent days with a string of victories under his belt. A recent venture onto the American tour has done nothing to Trump his ability to hit them straight and long. He could very well harvest some long grain this time around.

You might have to Boris some money to afford this one.

Scratched

a touch of blarney

BY: irish eyes

OUT OF : sweet colleen

JOCKEY: Stephen O'Sullivan

HANDICAP: 15 RANGE 15.9 - 13.5

GAMES: 37 STRIKE RATE: 1.32

WIN/PLACE: 1 - 13

Well up in the stakes for track attendance but has garnered scant reward for his efforts. The weighting is just about as light as it has been all year and the problem with his shanks seems to have largely dissipated. Highly skilled in using the Force and there is no evidence of having defected to the Dark Side.

There'll be London to a Brick on this one.

Nominated $60

hit it hard

BY: tienmen

OUT OF : stuff u

JOCKEY: Chris Priems

HANDICAP: 11 RANGE 16.0 - 9.0

GAMES: 24 STRIKE RATE: 1.92

WIN/PLACE: 4 - 6

There's no sitting on the fence for this aging charger. But this characteristic brought on an uncharacteristic break-down and an enforced lay-off from racing. The stewards reviewed the weighting and this produced an almost complete return to form and he now sports an enviable win/place ratio. Is looking forward to new fields to conquer in the new season.

Buy this or get jumped on from great heights.

Nominated $80

sometime

BY: if i can

OUT OF : maybe i will

JOCKEY: Andrew Petricola

HANDICAP: 3 RANGE 5.2 - 2.3

GAMES: 26 STRIKE RATE: 1.77

WIN/PLACE: 4 - 4

If you open a can of cola sometimes it will fizz. This horse is no fizzer and it has a pretty remarkable win place ratio. Absence from the track has limited the scoring chances but with a mid to low weighting and a recent win under the belt it would be hard to pass this one up.

Go for broke or go broke.

Scratched

odds on

BY: the punter

OUT OF : two flies

JOCKEY: Gordon Hill

HANDICAP: 14 RANGE 14.0 - 11.4

GAMES: 35 STRIKE RATE: 1.14

WIN/PLACE: 2 - 11

This year hasn't been kind to this pugnacious old salt. His regular attendance at the track has not proved over generous for most of the year but a couple of recent results higher in the order have indicated that there could be pugtacular things to come. The handicap is on the light side and a recent cut is unlikely to have too much effect.

The price won't be capt an you might need to dig deep.

Nominated $55

beer barrel

BY: two firkins

OUT OF : kilderkin

JOCKEY: Jason Hopkins

HANDICAP: 11 RANGE 12.4 - 8.6

GAMES: 30 STRIKE RATE: 1.37

WIN/PLACE: 3 - 6

A reasonably regular runner who has not been overly rewarded although he has presented to the winners circle a number of times during the season. The handicap is on the light side and this could be a chance to shine, particularly if a strict training regime is put in place.

Be prepared to shout the bar with the winnings.

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shafted

BY: attitude

OUT OF : humble pie

JOCKEY: John Quinlan

HANDICAP: 11 RANGE 12.6 - 10.2

GAMES: 22 STRIKE RATE: 1.82

WIN/PLACE: 1 - 10

This stallion has had a matchless performance over the last couple of seasons and this year went close to a triple but fell at the next to last hurdle. His season has been seriously interrupted by visits to foreign fields which did not allow for any racing. Has shown that he can win and has been there or there-abouts when he does make it to the track.

Well worth a punt and could be in high demand.

Nominated $80

crow eater

BY: raven

OUT OF : magpie lark

JOCKEY: Andrew Blight

HANDICAP: 25 RANGE 25.1 - 22.3

GAMES: 23 STRIKE RATE: 1.65

WIN/PLACE: 1 - 12

This is a horse that likes to take the time to smell the roses and any other flower in the garden. Has been known to lay down the lawn and spend mulch time in the bed. Is no stranger to the podium but the top spot has been a bit elusive of late. The weight is on the light side and it could be time for him to bloom.

Put a brickbat to a bouquet on this one.

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the adman

BY: commercial

OUT OF : major event

JOCKEY: Simon Powell

HANDICAP: 14 RANGE 14.2 - 9.8

GAMES: 32 STRIKE RATE: 1.09

WIN/PLACE: 2 - 8

This spindly colt has been known to hammer a point or two and will really stick to his guns but doesn't like it when he finds his charges lying down on the job. The connections are considering opening a chippery as, in recent times, they have had bigger fish to fry. A relocation to go sand-groping will probably prevent this fine performer from appearing.

Unlikely starter but grab him if he shows.

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bouncer

BY: hard one

OUT OF : the pitch

JOCKEY: Rodney White

HANDICAP: 14 RANGE 17.9 - 13.2

GAMES: 16 STRIKE RATE: 2.44

WIN/PLACE: 3 - 7

Not a lot of innings this season but quite a few runs on the board and pretty highly placed in the strike rate stakes. The weighting is on the heavy side and he might need to do more than putter along in this field.

If you were playing two-up, it would be come in spinner.

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bagpipe chanter

BY: rocky peak

OUT OF : highland home

JOCKEY: Craig Cameron

HANDICAP: 9 RANGE 9.0 - 7.8

GAMES: 13 STRIKE RATE: 2.92

WIN/PLACE: 1 - 10

Slightly better attendance at the track than last year but when he does show, he shows that he can run. Not many wins to show but high placings have made for a near top of the field showing for strike rate. The field will have to watch its back if he puts in a run.

Dig deep in your sporran to pick this one up.

Nominated $95

smashup

BY: speedster

OUT OF : control

JOCKEY: Matt Hunt

HANDICAP: 9 RANGE 10.7 - 6.9

GAMES: 22 STRIKE RATE: 1.64

WIN/PLACE: 2 - 9

It's no cop out to say that this colt might have suffered a hangover from last year and rested on his laurels. Attendance and strike rate are both down but does have some wins to show that there is always a chance if you are in it.

Investigate the contents of your wallet before the bidding starts.

Nominated $80

armpits

BY: mcenroe's choice

OUT OF : perfect demeanour

JOCKEY: Bob McDonald

HANDICAP: 28 RANGE 28.0 - 23.5

GAMES: 28 STRIKE RATE: 1.14

WIN/PLACE: 1 - 11

Often spotted around op-shops adding to his extensive collection of tack. Has had troubles with batteries but not the under the saddle kind. Form has not changed much from last season and the weight is as favourable as it has been.

Will you take a look at that and get a piece of the action.

Nominated $35

offsider

BY: nose hit

OUT OF : sherlock

JOCKEY: Ken Watson

HANDICAP: 25 RANGE 31.7 - 24.6

GAMES: 20 STRIKE RATE: 1.75

WIN/PLACE: 2 - 6

A maiden in this event that has been unlucky for most of the season but has recently crossed the line for consecutive blue ribands. The weight has been piled on and it might require a big effort particularly if he has to chase down front runners. The form has improved but can the standard be maintained.

Some detective work required.

Nominated $30

spiderman

BY: redback

OUT OF : dunny seat

JOCKEY: Dale Webb

HANDICAP: 18 RANGE 18.8 - 16.1

GAMES: 23 STRIKE RATE: 1.22

WIN/PLACE: 1 - 6

Distractions at the stable have meant that this colt has slipped a bit in the rankings and is now much lighter than last year (handicap-wise at least). Has shown considerable potential and has come within a whisker of winning on occasion.

Don't throw the baby out with the bath water and miss a chance with this one.

Nominated $50

western union

BY: northern lights

OUT OF : southern aurora

JOCKEY: Bill Eastoe

HANDICAP: 9 RANGE 10.5 - 7.7

GAMES: 21 STRIKE RATE: 1.48

WIN/PLACE: 1 - 9

The bottom of the Black Lagoon is where you will find this animal. He pops up and grabs you when you least expect it, usually after venturing to foreign fields to hone his skills, if not his knife. Attendance hasn't been great and the strike rate is middling. A lighter than usual weight suggests that this could be the one to watch and he has shown that he can win when the going gets tough.

Be as tentative as you like but strike while the iron is hot.

Nominated $100

off piste

BY: slippery slope

OUT OF : crosscountry

JOCKEY: Stefan Belevski

HANDICAP: 5 RANGE 5.2 - 3.3

GAMES: 11 STRIKE RATE: 2

WIN/PLACE: 1 - 6

This is a horse that never holds back and has been known to terrorise runners in front. Occasionally, the running gets a bit off line but the jockey has the touch to bring him back to the pack. Very few attendances at the track this year makes the form a bit hard to pick and the weighting is mid-range.

There could very well be value in picking this one up but the market might have other ideas.

Nominated $50

Grandags

BY: Fingertips

OUT OF : Scheherazade

JOCKEY: Ben Akdag

HANDICAP: 16 RANGE 22.4 - 15.3

GAMES: 13 STRIKE RATE: 1.69

WIN/PLACE: 1 - 5

Sometimes he comes and sometimes he doesn't but when he does show he puts in a good performance although he has been known to stumble out of the gate. The performance this year has seen the weight to be carried increase which indicates that he has made good progress in returning to form after a spell.

Buy him and you could get some delight.

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northern general

BY: general grant

OUT OF : miss ohio

JOCKEY: Rod Grant

HANDICAP: 24 RANGE 25.9 - 22.9

GAMES: 15 STRIKE RATE: 1.13

WIN/PLACE: 1 - 3

Still needs the blinkers to deal with the bright lights. Has been known to shy at the slightest hint of rain so would probably prefer a dry track. Has been doing some out of competition track work but numerous travels far and wide have helped to limit the work that counts. Has shown he can win but the form can be erratic.

Could pay a dividend if you are game.

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royal gala

BY: first man

OUT OF : garden of eden

JOCKEY: Adam King

HANDICAP: 21 RANGE 23.5 - 21.0

GAMES: 9 STRIKE RATE: 2.33

WIN/PLACE: 2 - 3

Another maiden in this event with not a lot of showings at the track but he has managed to produce a quite impressive record with a strike rate that is right up there. The weight is on the heavy side but that is no guide to the potential. This young colt could be the one to watch.

Those with an eye to value will be right into this one.

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cavallo nero

BY: whisky and coke

OUT OF : abruzzo

JOCKEY: Enzo Cirone

HANDICAP: 19 RANGE 18.5 - 16.8

GAMES: 15 STRIKE RATE: 1.27

WIN/PLACE: 0 - 5

A maiden in this event and limited appearances at the track make this international a bit hard to judge. Has presented to the judges in several events and was pipped at the post in a Class 1. The strike rate is quite respectable and the weighting has drifted lighter over the season. If he can keep his head down he could be first pasta post.

A small flutter here could reward.

Nominated $40

Burnt Offering

BY: Irish Chef

OUT OF : Frying Pan

JOCKEY: Daniel O'Rourke

HANDICAP: 23 RANGE 26.2 - 22.7

GAMES: 11 STRIKE RATE: 1.73

WIN/PLACE: 1 - 4

After some thought that this colt had been lost to the cause, he has burst back onto the scene after an extended rest at pasture. The early form was good with a excellent strike rate but the weight is on the heavy side. Provided that the rest has done no harm, this might be the pick of the day.

You'll be cooking with gas if you buy him.

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the hustler

BY: tienmen

OUT OF : stuff u

JOCKEY: Robert Priems

HANDICAP: 20 RANGE 20.0 - 16.3

GAMES: 25 STRIKE RATE: 0.56

WIN/PLACE: 0 - 7

This colt has been pretty regular at the track but has taken a fair sort of a haircut and the weight is as light as it has been for a long time. The rewards for his efforts have been pretty thin on the ground and the strike rate is pretty abysmal. Has been known to win in the past and if any of the potential turns up on the day the rest of the field will be watching the last bit over the fence.

Hard to recommend, but, if you are a punter!.

Nominated $40

cup winner

BY: king charles

OUT OF : red wine

JOCKEY: Brent Rowley

HANDICAP: 13 RANGE 13.2 - 11.9

GAMES: 12 STRIKE RATE: 1.33

WIN/PLACE: 0 - 8

This young colt has run a place in over 80% of the runs that he has had this year. Distractions back at the stable have not helped with the attendance at track but the weight is unchanged and the form would suggest that this would be a good place bet, at least.

Expect some frisky bidding for this frisky young colt.

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the general

BY: lincolns nemesis

OUT OF : grey coat

JOCKEY: Damien Lee

HANDICAP: 8 RANGE 8.2 - 6.2

GAMES: 17 STRIKE RATE: 0.59

WIN/PLACE: 0 - 5

With continued distractions looking to the needs of a young colt in the stable this war-horse has not been as prolific as in past seasons. As a result the weight is remarkably light for such a strong potential performer. Has made the grade in Class 1 events in the past and should not be written off lightly.

Small bids will be cannon fodder when this one comes up.

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dags

BY: golden ram

OUT OF : pretty ewe

JOCKEY: Mehmet Akdag

HANDICAP: 10 RANGE 11.7 - 10.4

GAMES: 8 STRIKE RATE: 1.25

WIN/PLACE: 0 - 2

While he is no turkey, the appearances of the colt have been few and far between this season. The weight is set at the heavy end of the scale but the lack of track work means that this is not a good indication. If he can get out of the gate, he could very well make a run of it.

A long shot but could bring home the bacon.

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latin lover

BY: evil wink

OUT OF : balmy nights

JOCKEY: Keith Delzoppo

HANDICAP: 25 RANGE 24.9 - 23.9

GAMES: 9 STRIKE RATE: 1.11

WIN/PLACE: 0 - 3

Rumour has it that there could be a big come-back in the offing from this old stager. The low track-work count means that the stats are hard to interpret but, if past performance is any guide this horse is nothing if not a trier.

A sentimental bet if you are a sentimental type.

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technocrat

BY: correct swing

OUT OF : swivel hips

JOCKEY: Allan Davies

HANDICAP: 21 RANGE 21.2 - 18.4

GAMES: 13 STRIKE RATE: 0.69

WIN/PLACE: 0 - 5

Another old stager that has had battery problems and has been seen pushing it up hill (his gopher that is). Although some performances suggest that it could easily have been the other stuff. The weight is light but the lack of results is not necessarily a guide as to how he can run.

Worth a small wager as an outside chance.

Nominated $40

bush ranger

BY: young ned

OUT OF : the clink

JOCKEY: Stephen Kelly

HANDICAP: 9 RANGE 11.6 - 8.8

GAMES: 5 STRIKE RATE: 1.8

WIN/PLACE: 1 - 1

You could be forgiven for thinking this young colt has been locked up, the appearances on track have been so rare. Has shown that he can win despite the lack of track-work. So, if he turns up there is some chance that he means business.

You probably won't need to rob a bank to get a piece of the action.

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mars bar

BY: turkish delight

OUT OF : sweet tooth

JOCKEY: Trevor Jackson

HANDICAP: 36 RANGE 35.8 - 33.7

GAMES: 8 STRIKE RATE: 0.63

WIN/PLACE: 0 - 3

Frequent visits to the vet mean that this old horse struggles a bit to get to training. However, he is far from ready to visit the knackers yard and really loves to race. If he can make it to the track you can be sure that he will do his best. The weight is light and he could surprise.

Even if you aren't sentimental.

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krispy's kreme

BY: hit it hard

OUT OF : bounds

JOCKEY: Jake Priems

HANDICAP: 29 RANGE 29.0 - 28.4

GAMES: 4 STRIKE RATE: 1.75

WIN/PLACE: 0 - 2

With a few more turns around the track this season, this colt seems to be getting the idea and recently appeared in the placings right alongside his sire. Lightly weighted and if he can keep on the track and not interfere with other runners, there could be a surprise in store.

Hard to recommend, but probably worth a dollar or two.

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proper car

BY: daimler

OUT OF : mercedes

JOCKEY: Joe Wagenecht

HANDICAP: 13 RANGE 13.0 - 11.8

GAMES: 7 STRIKE RATE: 0.57

WIN/PLACE: 0 - 2

This yank tank has been conspicuous by his absence this season but he has been spotted from time to time honing his skills with a foal in tow. The weight is down a bit and, if the coaching from the young fella has any effect, this runner could come up Trumps.

Don't lack the courage to back him.

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low marker

BY: good swing

OUT OF : talent

JOCKEY: Michael Gourlay

HANDICAP: 5 RANGE 5.3 - 3.9

GAMES: 10 STRIKE RATE: 0.2

WIN/PLACE: 0 - 1

A nobbley knee and business back at the stable has kept this high performer away from the greens in recent times. The form at the few appearances has been a bit shaky to say the least and the numbers do not mean a heck of a lot. The weight is on the light side and if he can get back into the swing of it quickly he could very well surprise.

Vote with your wallet for this one.

Nominated $70

crewcut

BY: hairdresser

OUT OF : pinot noir

JOCKEY: Chris Vinecombe

HANDICAP: 10 RANGE 10.4 - 9.6

GAMES: 5 STRIKE RATE: 0.2

WIN/PLACE: 0 - 1

Another occasional runner with little in the way of form to go on. Has been distracted by foals back at the stable but also has hopes of being able to step out of the hobbles and pay more attention to the running. Has plenty of potential if given his head.

Don't brush him off and dust off the wallet.

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licence 2 kill

BY: bond

OUT OF : pussy galore

JOCKEY: Malcolm Fleming

HANDICAP: 27 RANGE - - -

GAMES: 0 STRIKE RATE: 0

WIN/PLACE: 0 - 0

The promised come-back this season is still a promise. This old stayer has been in light training that shows some promise but he still has a tendency to run out of puff. The connections still have hopes for a return in the near future but, unfortunately, this would have to be classified as doubtful.

Take him up for old-timers sake.

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dennis the menace

BY: david law

OUT OF : gloria henry

JOCKEY: Dennis Tiernan

HANDICAP: 18 RANGE - - -

GAMES: 0 STRIKE RATE: 0

WIN/PLACE: 0 - 0

Another stayer that has been occupied with stable related matters and keeping punters under control at that Marvelous venue in the Darklands. You don't have to be Batman to see that they are Robin you blind but not even Superman has been able to get him to the course this season.

Take a chance but don't lose your pants.

Scratched

Report printed on Thursday, 5th December 2019