Monthly Archives: August 2024

The weather over the past week was a hot topic of conversation, with tales of mountains of windfall and future ‘burn-offs’ among them. CJ’s neighbour thought that his recent yucca removals were the result of the wind, rather than the rather expensive arborist that was the reality. And, would there be cause to go ‘nuts’ about the greens once again? Alas, the gum nuts were in relatively short supply, but the recently applied sand was there aplenty, which could have served as an excuse if one was needed. The temperature was reasonably mild, but the wind chill was enough to require some degree of rugging up, although there were still a couple of stand-outs in shirt sleeves and shorts. Twelve members put on a brave face and headed out to do battle with the wind that was not violent, but was a bit swirly at times. The rain gods made a few vain attempts to put on the dampeners, but the use of umbrellas was hardly required, and could be hazardous in the gusty conditions. A view was expressed early on, that a square card would likely win the day.

One person had other ideas about that little prediction. Having sharpened his skills out at Windy Hollow (aka The Frog), CJ could be almost heard saying – What wind? With a square on the first, he stepped up to the tee on the second by the back blocks, and smashed his way to a par (the only one to do so on the day), the first of a total of five pluses on the front nine. A couple of losses limited the score to plus three at the turn. Another three wins (and a couple of losses) rounded out the final score line to +4 from 76 off the stick, which was easily the best points performance for the day, a three-way tie for best off the stick, and well deserving the eight points that came with it. CJ had been bemoaning the fact that his handicap had been drifting out more than he liked, and it was getting too close to Rob’s for comfort. He can take great comfort with the new wider margin, but it was probably not the best result for the upcoming Annual Challenge. Oh well, win some, lose some.

Harry started out with a par for plus on the first, and was going well on the second until a well struck nine iron headed the ball for the green only to intercept an intervening tree branch and drop vertically to the ground, which spoiled any chance of a square. From there, if the hole wasn’t squared, then a plus was followed fairly closely by a minus. Fortunately, on the back nine, the plus tally managed to exceed the minus tally and the final reckoning was plus one, which resulted in second place in both the main competition and the Seniors. Steve was getting ‘high’ on the contents of JQ’s tube of liniment at the registration table, and was reminiscing about his days on the Rugby field. Whether it was the liniment or the effects of too many concussions, he seemed to think that today’s event was GrandPar, and he took two pluses for his par on the 10th. Or, was it his marker ($%#** angry Michael) who led him astray? Anyway, that brought his score line back to minus one, rather than the square that was announced. Brendon also just missed out on playing to his handicap, and also presented with minus one to make a tie with Steve for third place.

Old Reliable expressed the view that he didn’t deserve to get a point for his announced fifth place with a score of minus three. It will be interesting to see his view on getting two points by dint of having been promoted to fourth place. Craig was reasonably happy with his front nine, which ended up square, but he expressed some disappointment about how things went on the back. It will be interesting to see the reaction of the trio that will now get a point for their efforts by bringing home scorecards showing minus five. Michael might very well blame getting hit by a stray ball from the 15th tee while waiting on the 16th. The lack of a warning call, and the fact that the perpetrator was from a four that had been in front, but stopped for coffee, and butted in between our groups, got Mike’s dander up more than somewhat. SOS was reported to be quivering behind his buggy, mumbling, “You can get two years for hitting a copper”, as words were exchanged. Pepsi and JQ, on the other hand, can console one another with the fact that they both missed plenty of ‘gettable’ putts on the way to their scores.

There was a pair of balls on offer for the BallPin on the 7th. There were some that went close, but none finished on the dance floor. As a result, there will be a trio of balls on offer for the Double Jackpot there next week. The ProPin was set for the 12th, and a few got on, and a few felt hard done by when their shots propped, stopped and trickled back down the hill. However, none managed to outdo Brendon, who made a shot to 3.65m to take home the cash on offer. There was a claim that a split had been agreed, but everybody knows that is like urinating into the wind where Brendon is concerned. The second BallPin on the 18th was taken out by CJ to boost his ball count even more. In the process, he seems to have outed $%#** angry Michael. The fact that it was about 11m from the pin cheesed off Pepsi, who was much closer, but just off the back of the green, more than somewhat. Brendon did get his birdie on the 12th, and that brought our tally for the day to eight.

The Birthday Birdie has a call to make this week, and that is to wish Matt one of the best. Also, if Blighty fronts up next week, be sure to wish him all the best as well. Rob was ‘bending them like Beckham’ at times today, causing people to wonder how on earth does he do that. But then again, perhaps the ‘power fade’ just runs in the family. Prez also copped a bit of stick over the state of his golf shoes, which are looking just a little the worse for wear. But, at least, the soles are still attached to the uppers, so what’s the problem? During the week, Pepsi spotted Brendon walking the dog in a disused cemetery near home, and gave him a call to attract his attention. Brendon’s response was to look quizzically around at the tombstones, possibly in the expectation that one of the occupants was trying to make contact. After another call, he looked further afield, and realised it was a call from this world rather than the nether.

Results for Saturday, 31 Aug 2024
1st Chris Priems (+4) 2nd Harry Boughen (+1) 3rd Steven Gervasoni (-1) 3rd Brendon Mitchell (-1) 4th Craig Cameron (-3) 5th Michael Gourlay (-5) 5th Andrew Petricola (-5) 5th John Quinlan (-5)

Seniors Results: 1st Chris Priems (+4) 2nd Harry Boughen (+1) 3rd Steven Gervasoni (-1)

Nearest the Pin Results: ProPin – 12th Brendon Mitchell BallPin No 1 – 7th Jackpot BallPin No 2 – 18th Chris Priems

Last night’s thunder and lightning had everyone wondering whether the course would be wet, but the records suggested that any associated downpour had missed Ivanhoe, with only about 4mm making it into the gauge. The Magpie supporters wondered whether the 35 minute delay last night had robbed them of the chance to score fifty more points (while holding the opposition to none) to get their percentage up to an eight making level. As it turned out, there were but a few squishy spots here and there in the usual low spots and the main effects of the stormy weather were a couple of greens well littered with gum nuts, and, in a perverse turn of events, ground staff were out after we had passed by with the leaf blowers and clearing the greens. Perhaps this is the reason that the winning scores did not reach the giddy heights of last week. And maybe we should protest the fairness of the inside comp. A random guy, out ‘practising’ on the 10th and 11th, caused a modicum of consternation until he eventually did a bunk after his third telling off from the passing parade made up of the ten members who made it to the tee this morning.

Adam expressed a little disappointment that he was unable to continue the sequence of scores that the put together on the first four holes. This would have required him to ‘ace’ the 5th for five points after making birdie (one of three that the field produced on the day) for four points on the 4th that rounded out his 1, 2, and 3 points on the first three holes. Still, he made the turn at 19 points, but there is little evidence to support the suggestion that he pulled on the handbrake on the back, where a very respectable 17 more points brought him home right on his (old) handicap with 36 points. A fairly appropriate way to mark his 99th game with the club, and to take home a couple of nice new pills to use for his 100th next time.

CJ managed to tear himself away from the Frog again after having the dog blown off the chain up there yesterday. JQ was so gutted by the experience that he couldn’t make it to the ‘Hoe today. Now, CJ is on record that he will retire from the game if brother Rob ever gets to have a lower handicap than he does. Perhaps it was the prospect of this happening sooner rather than later that he forgot that he now has a stroke available on the 9th, and he picked up when he could still have scored a point. His 33 points for the round was enough to pick up second place for the day, and top spot in the Seniors. In the process, he relegated three other seniors to second place in that side of the comp. Blighty, Harry and Steve all presented with 32 points to share third place in the main comp and second place in the Seniors. Stan seems to have got his wires crossed early on in the front nine, and crossed over his own and Blighty’s scores, leading to the extensive, though largely ineffective use of an eraser to finalise the card. Steve only managed to score on half of the first six holes, but then found his mojo, and scored relatively prolifically for the rest of the round. Harry was rather frustrated after losing a ball in the slightly long grass on the right of the 5th, and then proceeded to make a hash of the 6th as well.

Brendon also lost a ball on the 5th where it went right and hit a tree hard to be deflected to who knew where, while the putting throughout the front nine left a little to be desired, and he made the turn with just 13 points on the card. The back nine was a completely different story, and he stormed home to complete the nine just two strokes over the card, and a total for the round of 31 points. The two points for fourth place was made even sweeter when he was presented with his ‘lost’ ball from the 5th, which was found on the far side of the 7th green. SOS might take a while to adjust to his new handicap from last week, but he was seen to give a little smirk when it was announced that his 30 points had scored him the last point on offer for 5th place.

The first BallPin was set for the 7th, and, despite everyone’s best efforts, not one ball was able to find its way onto the green, and, so, there will be a Jackpot there next week. The second BallPin on the 18th caused a bit of consternation when the marker box was ‘nowhere’ to be seen. There was a frantic checking of the registration table and the Tee Marshall bag by the first group, to no avail. The second group came in and assured that it had been put out, by no less than Prez himself – so ‘somebody’ must have nicked it. Third group came in and asked – who put the container on top of the post by the sand dump? None so blind as he who will not see! Anyway, it was confirmed that Steve had, indeed, been on the green, and he was awarded the ball on offer. The ProPin was on the 15th, and Harry’s shot looked very promising, and the paces confirmed that it was worth a measure. The distance was 5.005m past the hole. Hit it too hard, again! In any case, CJ was able to claim the shrapnel with his shot to 4.85m.

There was a draughtie paid out today after Prez smashed one from the 11th tee that hit a tree and came straight back to finish just short of the red markers from the blue marker perspective. The distance was only a ‘hand span’, but taking relief would have been closer to the green, so not an option to get out of jail. On the 16th, Adam put his third well through the green and into the bushes on the bank behind. Having played a provisional, he disappeared from sight into the shrubbery and managed to find the ball. Next minute, there is a crack like a gun shot as the ball hit the pin dead centre, stopped dead and fell into the hole for the unlikeliest of pars.

And, while on the subject of provisionals, there was a question about playing a provisional in relation to a penalty area. This is the rule – 18.3  Provisional Ball

a. When Provisional Ball Is Allowed

If your ball might be lost outside a penalty area or be out of bounds, to save time you may play another ball provisionally under penalty of stroke and distance.

But if you are aware that the only possible place your original ball could be lost is in a penalty area, a provisional ball is not allowed, and a ball played from where the previous stroke was made becomes your ball in play under penalty of stroke and distance.

However, the situation would appear to be slightly fluid, as indicated by this ‘clarification’: “To be clear, you can hit a provisional if it’s not known or virtually certain that the previous shot came to rest in a penalty area. In those cases, announce a provisional, swing away, and then go to the area where you think your original ball might be. You’ve got three minutes to find it. If you don’t find it, play the provisional, adding a penalty shot to your score. Now here is where it can be a bit confusing, and where Hall got into trouble. If you do find your ball in the penalty area, then your provisional ball has to be abandoned, and you have to proceed with playing the original or taking relief under the options in Rule 17. This includes the possibility of going back to the spot where you played the previous shot, which seems counter-intuitive when you’re trying not to slow down play (you’d already hit a provisional from that spot). However, according to the R&A and USGA, this is because if the ball is in the penalty area, you have multiple relief options to choose from. And if you’ve hit a provisional, you’ve been able to preview one of those options (re-hitting from the previous spot), which might shade which relief option you take.”

So, maybe there should have been a three-way tie for second, unless CJ can genuinely claim that it was not known, or not virtually certain, that his ball came to rest in the penalty area on the 13th. His ‘provisional’ certainly did, but he was able to find the first and took the appropriate penalty. The wedge over the ‘rubbish’ landed the ball on the path, and it bounced down to finish almost in the hole, and he managed to score a point. Targe was bewailing the fact that he used to be a good putter, as putt after putt refused to go in the hole. Some from as close as a couple of hundred millimetres, but occasionally finishing several hundred further away. There were no reports of major rave parties in Shepparton a couple of days ago when Dan celebrated his birthday, so the Birthday Birdie hopes it was a good one, and you are back with us soon. Raj reports that his recovery is progressing as well as can be expected, and he has ambitions to be back before the 2024 season wraps up. Gordo is also working on getting his shoulder back into operation, and suggestions are that another month should see him back on deck.

Results for Saturday, 24 Aug 2024
1st Adam King (36) 2nd Chris Priems (33) 3rd Andrew Blight (32) 3rd Harry Boughen (32) 3rd Steven Gervasoni (32) 4th Brendon Mitchell (31) 5th Stephen O’Sullivan (30)

Seniors Results: 1st Chris Priems (33) 2nd Andrew Blight (32) 2nd Harry Boughen (32) 2nd Steven Gervasoni (32) 3rd Stan Blackshaw (29)

Nearest the Pin Results: ProPin – 15th Chris Priems BallPin No 1 – 7th Jackpot BallPin No 2 – 18th Steven Gervasoni

After a better roll-up this week (12 compared to last week’s 7) the quality of the golf improved markedly.

Indeed last week’s winning score would have missed out on points this week.

Leading the field was SoS who played a blinder, 76 off the stick for 42 stableford points.

Despite a 1-point double bogey on the 1st, SoS hit the turn on 21 points and added another 21 on the back. His round included 3-pointers on holes 3, 4, 6, 9, 10, 12, 14, 17 and 18. It was reported to be one shot off his best ever round.

Harry is always pleased when he can lop more than a shot or two off a handicap and SoS’s stellar round will cost him 3 strokes.

Along the way SoS also collected the $19 on offer (including last week’s mega $7 jackpot) for nearest the pin on the 12th. There was a bit of debate within his group regarding who called what when about potentially sharing the money, but with a few calls being made while balls were in the air rather than agreed beforehand, I think SoS ended up keeping the lot for his shot to 2.77 metres. No doubt it will be invested wisely.

Old Reliable is certainly back in town in a big way. Playing off a 10 handicap, Craig hit the turn with 18 points, then had 2-pointers on the next 6 holes before finishing strongly with 3-pointers on 16, 17 and 18 for a total of 39 points and second place on the podium. Harry again was happy to get on the chop (albeit only one stroke off Craig’s handicap) and Craig returns back to a single figure handicap for next week.

Johnny Q was out early practicing his putting after a poor putting round last week and another bad day with the putter at the Frog on Friday. The practice obviously helped with John making a few bombs early in the round and having just the one three-putt. Like Craig, John finished strongly with 3-pointers on his last three holes for 20 points on the back, 38 overall and third place.

Michael played in the third group with Harry and Targe and post-round confidently slapped his 36 point card down on the table (2 better than his winning score last week) and was promptly told he might be lucky to get a point or two with that score this week. Indeed, after the usual swearing and cursing at Craig for beating him again, Michael felt lucky to bank 4th place points, shared with Steve whose 36 points included two of the field’s four birdies of the day, both 4-pointers (4th and 17th). The birdie on the 4th was a 5-pointer on his “inside” card where he gets an extra stroke with his GA handicap.

The highlight of Harry’s 5th placed 35 points was 5 x 3-pointers in the last 7 holes of his back nine of 20 points. We won’t mention the gash on the 11th, although it might have been what fired Harry up for the run home. Harry also made his fair share of putts today, more than he missed, including a beautiful left to right curler from about 20 feet to the difficult back right pin at the 9th. Michael had made one from a similar distance and then Harry stepped up and whacked his in dead centre.

Of the rest of the field, CJ’s 34 points included more than a few of his now routine favourable “Priemsy” bounces off trees. “The Priemsy” has been a feature ever since his hole-in-one off a tree (true story!) about 20 years ago, albeit in a social round, so not recorded in official club records. Peps was a witness to that hole-in-one and was again today on the 16th where CJ smacked his shot into the big tree on the right and somehow it ricocheted left and forward and onto the green. Peps was shaking his head in disbelief again while CJ was miffed it didn’t go in the hole.

Brendon and Peps both had one of those golfing days where things didn’t quite go according to plan but they played a role in a fiercely contested ball pin on the 18th (with the additional stakes of the money for the “inside” NTP on the line). With the pin front left, Craig playing in the first group, hit a great shot to about 3 metres and assumed this would be a big chance. Peps in the second group then hit his 9 iron inside Craig only for Brendon to come along and hit it closer. All 3 missed their birdie putts, Peps the stiffest after a lip out.

Stan, Prez Priems and Targe brought up the rear of the field. Stan’s back 9 score more than doubled his points scored on the front, so the positive spin there is Stan is working his way into form for future weeks.

Prez Priems might have been feeling the pressure of being so close (12.8) to bettering his brother’s handicap (11.4) before this week’s round. Both have now gone out 0.2 so that contest stands at Rob 13.0 and CJ 11.6 for 12. One more big round from Rob might do it and test CJ’s promise to retire if Rob ever does get there. No pressure boys! (Note to Adam, put them in the same group next week?)

Targe had what he thinks might be his highest ever off the stick score today. Certainly his card marker Michael was feeling mathematically challenged by the numbers as the round progressed.

However it must be said that unlike his playing partners (Michael and Harry) who did their fair share of grumbling and cursing, Targe kept a happy and positive disposition throughout, a few lessons there for a few of us.

Meanwhile Gordo, if you are reading down this far, how are you going? Harry won the ball on the 15th with a great shot in that was just inside the mark set earlier by CJ. However Michael wanted to claim the special “Gordo ball” there, being closer than Harry but an annoying “Gordo inch” off the green.

Hopefully we can muster a half-decent field again next week. I’ll be missing due to family commitments in Sydney, but, as always, will look forward to reading Harry’s take on proceedings.

Will SoS cope ok with his new handicap?

Will my prediction for Stan coming into form be correct?

Will Harry’s putts keep going in or go back to doing that Harry “just shaving the edge of the hole” thing?

And those Priems brothers? Will we be planning CJ’s retirement party?

Results for Saturday, 17 Aug 2024
1st Stephen O’Sullivan (42) 2nd Craig Cameron (39) 3rd John Quinlan (38) 4th Steven Gervasoni (36) 4th Michael Gourlay (36) 5th Harry Boughen (35)

Seniors Results: 1st Craig Cameron (39) 2nd Michael Gourlay (36) 2nd Steven Gervasoni (36) 3rd Harry Boughen (35)

Nearest the Pin Results: ProPin – 12th Stephen O’Sullivan BallPin No 1 – 15th Harry Boughen BallPin No 2 – 18th Brendon Mitchell

The golf was very ordinary this week, embarrassingly bad scores.

So let’s start with the birthdays. Harry was missing this week and it might have something to do with a milestone birthday. Perhaps a milestone with an 8 in front of it. Happy birthday Harry!

I did commission some birthday party photos for the blog – or a video of Harry dancing – but at the time of going to publication these were yet to be received.

There’s no less than another 5 birthdays coming up this week, including Brendon with a milestone with a 5 in front of it (only 5 years until Seniors for you Brendon), plus Ken, Chris Vinecombe, Johnny Q and Kazim. A major birthday season.

Speaking birthdays, big congratulations to Porks and his partner Vicky whose second child Isabella da Gama was born back on 13 June. The Porks parenting report is that “we are all doing good”.

Meanwhile, as for the golf, Adam wasn’t kidding when he announced on Thursday there were cheap points on offer this week.

While only five and half of the field of seven squeezed into the attempted whole group selfie – Blighty, Prez, a still hung-over Johnny Q, Steve and Stan, it was Bobby (who the photographer somehow missed) who started on fire with a 4-point par on the first.

Unfortunately Bob could only muster another 21 points over the next 17 holes for a total of 25 points (reported as 22 in the after-round but was actually 25 when checked). This was good enough for both NAGA and fifth place points.

Chrispy was absent and there was no truth in the rumour he was sooking after being double robbed – Collingwood and the umpires again, plus somebody fluking an eagle on the last and beating him in the Friday comp at the Frog.

Johnny Q played with Chrispy at the Frog and said it was one of his worst rounds ever – for the first 15 holes anyway (something like 16 points after 15 holes – followed by 10 points in the last 3). Kicking on after the Friday game to produce one of his better hangovers, John debated whether he should make the Saturday morning trip to Royal Ivanhoe.

30 points later the jury was still out on that decision, but John was happy to bank the two championship points for equal fourth with Stan, even though it wasn’t quite enough to keep him in the lead in the prestigious Vardon Trophy race (best average points per round). He has now slipped to second, the proverbial bees dick 0.03 behind Michael.

As the low marker in the first group with Bobby and Steve, Stan was put in charge of making sure the group kept up a decent pace of play. Stan duly made sure they hit the ground running and stayed running all day. They went out hard and were two holes ahead of Group 2 by the time they finished the sixth.

Prez, Michael, Blighty and Johnny Q were more than a bit shocked to be finishing up on the fourth green and notice Stan, Bobby and Steve walking to the seventh tee. There’s no doubt if there was an Olympics for the opposite of slow play, Stan would win the gold hands down.

Steve managed to keep himself calm in Stan’s slipstream for most of the day and managed 31 points which was enough for third place on the podium.

Blighty played pretty well all day and made quite a few decent length putts to keep his round going, including one on the 15th that he announced “geez that was a great putt” as it curled right to left and dropped in. Another good putt rolled in on the last saw Blighty sign for 33 points and second place. He might have finished with higher honours if he could have played the 16th again. A gash there was costly.

Michael started well but then lost the plot after missing a short birdie putt on the 6th followed by a duff off the 7th tee and two more missed short putts on the 8th and 9th. He played angry all day after the 6th and was lucky to cobble together 34 points.

He was joined on the winner’s dias with 34 points by Prez Priems who hit the finishing tape at full speed with a brilliant 4-point birdie on the 17th after driving it to a few inches off the green and then a solid par for another 3 points up the 18th. Rob will need to make eagle for 4 points on the 17th next week as the winner’s penalty drops his handicap to 13 and that means no stroke on the 17th.

So yes if you are reading at home, you so could have won the day if you turned up! Perfect weather, perhaps a bit cool for the first few holes. But no wind. Very few crazy pins and lots of run on the fairways and lift and clean still in place. You couldn’t ask for easier scoring conditions and you’d have thought even the motley group of seven who turned up could do better than 34 for first and 25 for fifth!

Along the way Michael won the balls for nearest the pins on the 4th and 18th (just knocking off Steve there). The money on the 12th jackpots, with Michael’s shot just not quite close enough. So a big $7 in the jackpot pool for next week boys.

Results for Saturday, 10 Aug 2024
1st Michael Gourlay (34) 1st Robert Priems (34) 2nd Andrew Blight (33) 3rd Steven Gervasoni (31) 4th Stan Blackshaw (30) 4th John Quinlan (30) 5th Bob McDonald (25)

Seniors Results: 1st Michael Gourlay (34) 2nd Andrew Blight (33) 3rd Steven Gervasoni (31)

Nearest the Pin Results: ProPin – 12th Jackpot BallPin No 1 – 4th Michael Gourlay BallPin No 2 – 18th Michael Gourlay