A PACK OF WIMPS
My sources tell me not one member of our club completed their round last week, yet the pink slipper club played out the eighteen holes. Either we’re a pack of wimps or they are a pack of idiots. I’ll let you be the judge.
SEVENTEENTH CALCUTTA
This Saturday we will be holding our seventeenth Calcutta. For the newer members who have’nt witnessed one before it goes like this.
Its a chance to launder some black money as we auction off the players in the Annual copetition. All of the proceeds are returned to the members in the following manner. 70% goes to the buyer of the winner, 20% to the buyer of second place and 10% to the buyer of the third place getter. So open up those cheque books and be prepared to loose your dough. Winners will be notified by a postcard from the Bahamas.
Until next time,
Hit them straight and not very often
W.GAF