FOR THE LOVE OF FRED
It was an emotional and fitting win when Derek took out the initial Fred Kitson Memorial, although it was never planned to be played as a memorial competition. I think without exception we all wanted Fred to be in attendance as his first competition was played. No one could deny Derek a tear in his eye as he accepted the trophy for as he explained “Fred wasn’t just a father in law he was a mate”. And what a beautiful trophy it is crafted with love by Fred’s brother who made the presentation.
If Derek was weepy when he accepted the trophy, you should have seen the tears when Stuart slugged him for his club shirt.
There’s only one bone left to pick. Next time you go out to win a comp. Derek, show a little humility and don’t bury the rest of the field.
TERRORISTS AT IVANHOE
After travelling to the world’s hot spots Emilio came to Ivanhoe only to come under Terrorist attack. Cruely felled on the sixteenth by a well fired missile. Chris was overhead to say “That bastard deflected my ball, I’ll never reach the green from here.” Emilio was heard to say “Galbally want’s to know if your insurance is fully paid.”
A few questions for Chris:
1 Was he educated at Xavier ?
2 Was he wearing a balaclava ?
3 According to Puppy, Arn’t Burners supposed to go straight ?
Lets see what happens this week.
Thanks for making life interesting.
W.GAF
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